1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:04,600 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:23,268 Welcome to the annual All Valley Tournament board meeting. 3 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,937 We are, of course, missing Daniel LaRusso 4 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:28,273 as current senseis cannot serve on the board. 5 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,318 But we have a lot to discuss. 6 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:33,010 Last year's tournament was epic. 7 00:00:33,015 --> 00:00:35,155 It's time to take it to the next level. 8 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,290 We want to make sure that karate in the Valley 9 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:41,167 gets the respect and the honor it deserves. 10 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:45,465 Can we please just calm down and keep this professional? 11 00:00:45,470 --> 00:00:49,102 - We cannot spend money we don't have. - Enough of this bullshit! 12 00:00:49,107 --> 00:00:51,046 Oh, it might be bullshit to you, 13 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,173 but some of us here actually care about tradition. 14 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,941 Oh, don't go there again, George. 15 00:00:54,946 --> 00:00:57,927 Clearly the blue mats led to a surge in attendance. 16 00:00:57,932 --> 00:01:00,096 - Come on! - Why would we go back to red mats? 17 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:04,350 As you can see, our core demo are middle aged men and their sons. 18 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:08,271 But we have seen an uptick in young female interest. 19 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,565 We need to speak to that audience. 20 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,276 How about instead of karate we put on a baking class? 21 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,154 It's a wonder you've been divorced three times, George. 22 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,281 Ooh! 23 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:21,534 I've said it in years past, and I'll say it again. 24 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:24,621 We have a vibrant and active community of local celebrities. 25 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,791 What about a grand marshal? Or a musical performance? 26 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,835 One of the dads on my son's fencing team, he's a talent agent. 27 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,089 Oh God. This is the Malcolm-Jamal Warner debacle all over again. 28 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,216 We all had egg on our faces that day. 29 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,426 First of all, this is nothing like that. 30 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,720 I'd go through the proper channels... 31 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,748 You couldn't get Louie Anderson to show up for a free buffet, Ron. 32 00:01:43,753 --> 00:01:45,892 - You're out of order, Daryl. - You're not a judge. 33 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,537 - Why do I have this gavel? - Not anymore. 34 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,980 - Just put the gavel down. - Drop this thing right now! 35 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:52,081 You drop it! 36 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,490 Let me get something straight. 37 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:03,535 We're sanctioning an event where boys are encouraged 38 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,420 to kick and punch girls? 39 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,103 Have any of you thought for a moment 40 00:02:08,108 --> 00:02:11,303 this could be perceived as... problematic? 41 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:24,773 Remember, this proposal will revolutionize the tournament. 42 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,733 This is our legacy. 43 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,654 By a show of hands, do we all agree on the changes? 44 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,377 The motion passes by unanimous support. 45 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,758 It's time to step into the future. 46 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,680 Send out the letters. 47 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,183 God help us all. 48 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,226 Easy. Save some for Cobra Kai. 49 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,361 If we're ever actually allowed to stand up to them. 50 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:17,107 Hey, everyone, gather round. I have news. 51 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,867 The All Valley committee just announced 52 00:03:19,872 --> 00:03:21,154 big changes for the tournament. 53 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,572 What kind of changes? 54 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:26,117 Well, see for yourself. It's a whole new ball game. 55 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,287 - They're introducing skills competitions? - Yep. 56 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:32,290 Kata, board breaking, weapons display? 57 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:35,835 And there's gonna be a separate girls' division. So that means... 58 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,213 There'll be two All Valley champs. 59 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,798 Wait. What does that mean for the bet with Cobra Kai? 60 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,573 There's a Grand Champion trophy 61 00:03:42,578 --> 00:03:44,636 for whichever dojo wins the most points. 62 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,731 All I know is the girls' division is mine. 63 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:50,413 That just leaves the skills and the boys. 64 00:03:50,418 --> 00:03:51,663 I'm counting on you guys. 65 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:53,783 Who, us? 66 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,272 Yeah, we're a bunch of Rudys. 67 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:59,234 Sure, we're good for the occasional inspirational moment, 68 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,819 but we're not exactly center mat material. 69 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,594 We were better off with Miguel and Hawk. 70 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:05,504 Or he who shall not be named. 71 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,407 Rhymes with "Dobby". 72 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,961 Look, I know you're missing some of your friends. 73 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,628 And of course I wish Robby was here. 74 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:18,002 But it's time to put the past behind us, all right? Don't worry. 75 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:19,879 By the time the tournament comes around, 76 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:22,564 you're gonna realize this was the best thing that could've happened. 77 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:26,427 This is the worst thing that could've happened to us. 78 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,680 Skills competition, bullshit. 79 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,682 Kata isn't karate. It's dancing. 80 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,537 What's this crap about a girls' division? 81 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:33,936 Thought they were all about women's lib. 82 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,312 They ought to man up and take a punch like the rest of us. 83 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,897 Sensei, it sounds like we could use some female students. 84 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:40,737 Fine. 85 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,493 Do any of you know any girls? 86 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:47,595 Of course you don't any girls. 87 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,794 - There's this girl from the debate team. - Debate team? 88 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,461 We need killers, not more nerds. 89 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,250 All right, go run some laps. Maybe it'll jog your memories. 90 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,005 Try not to breathe too much. There's black mold in the corner. 91 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,632 Look, Sensei, I-I know things got heated at Miyagi-Do, 92 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,197 but with these new changes, 93 00:05:06,202 --> 00:05:08,177 I think having Sam on our team would really help. 94 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,430 Maybe if you talk to Mr. LaRu... 95 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,391 I have nothing to say to him. We're better off without him. 96 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,936 It's time for us to take care of our own business. 97 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,194 We'll find a girl champ, don't worry. 98 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,027 - All right, now get running. - Yeah. 99 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,278 Ah, this is just... 100 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,283 Perfect. 101 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:30,414 First LaRusso and Johnny Lawrence split, now this. 102 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,577 Manna from heaven, baby. 103 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,455 Neither one of them have the fighters to compete in both divisions. 104 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,707 We're gonna win this tournament before it even starts. 105 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,802 - Where would you like this? - What's all this? 106 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:45,298 Top-of-the-line gear to go with our new state-of-the-art equipment. 107 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,675 These kids need to see we settle for nothing but the best. 108 00:05:48,898 --> 00:05:52,848 Now is the time to show our strength and reinforce. 109 00:05:53,736 --> 00:05:54,736 May I? 110 00:05:55,813 --> 00:06:00,980 Cobra Kai is gonna be the only destination for karate in the Valley. 111 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:04,525 I want our logo on billboards, T-shirts... 112 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,362 And on the backs of both All Valley champions. 113 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,537 Now we're talkin'. 114 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,297 You're a hard girl to find. 115 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:28,633 Avoiding your Auntie Kandace now, sweetheart? Ignoring my calls? 116 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,093 Yeah, what do you want? 117 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,558 Well, to see you, of course. 118 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,723 And to ask if my sister's disability came in yet. 119 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:39,227 What, need funding for another scam? That money's for us. 120 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,169 Come on, now. My sister always promised 121 00:06:41,174 --> 00:06:42,800 to take care of me. She taught you better. 122 00:06:42,804 --> 00:06:45,014 She taught me to recognize a low-class leech. 123 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,025 Mind your manners. 124 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:49,777 When your mom kicks the bucket, who do you... 125 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,367 Ooh. Quick temper. 126 00:06:54,063 --> 00:06:55,613 Just like your old man. 127 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:04,085 When your mother passes... gracefully, then what? 128 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,840 You think your daddy's just gonna show up out of the blue? 129 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:09,048 I'm all you got. 130 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:11,801 You don't give a shit about us. You want her survivor benefits. 131 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:15,179 I was at little Bobby's fourth birthday party just last year. 132 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,314 Brandon is eight. 133 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:19,482 And next year I'll be 18. 134 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,982 Hey. Who do you think's gonna win a custody battle, huh? 135 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,609 You're a high school dropout and a criminal. 136 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:31,334 - So are you. - Yeah, but I know how to play the game. 137 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,116 A judge is gonna take one look at you 138 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,461 and laugh you straight outta court. 139 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:40,292 See ya at the funeral, sweetheart. 140 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:42,335 Tick tock. 141 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:52,139 Okay. This is it. This is where most of the girls' teams practice. 142 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,345 - Sure you'll be able to convince 'em? - Please. 143 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:59,223 When I went to this school, the only thing I was better at than karate, 144 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,768 and I was pretty good at karate, was talking to chicks. 145 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,562 Watch and learn, Diaz. Watch and learn. 146 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,204 Teen girls wanted. 147 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,198 You gotta be under 18 or it's a no-go. 148 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:14,839 No, not like that! 149 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,618 Let me guess, posting photos on Facebook? 150 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,786 You know what photos would look rad? 151 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:23,001 A photo of you kicking someone in the face. 152 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:26,626 We meet out at the old Webber Industrial warehouse. 153 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,794 We're looking for badass chicks just like you. 154 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:29,837 An abandoned factory 155 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,697 smack dab between the pipe supply 156 00:08:31,702 --> 00:08:33,722 and the burned-down Chuck E. Cheese... 157 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,139 - Trust me, the chicks are gonna love this. - Hey, too much! 158 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,024 You gotta get it into every groove. 159 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,269 It's about molding highlights to emphasize curvature. 160 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:48,894 Hey, ladies, wanna work up a real sweat? Where's your beach ball? 161 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,034 Here's the beach ball. 162 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:55,259 Try Eagle Fang Karate, the most bitchin' dojo in the... 163 00:08:56,194 --> 00:08:57,194 Valley. 164 00:08:57,199 --> 00:09:01,160 And the best part is we have a whole stable of hot young dudes, 165 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,875 like my man Miguel over here. 166 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:07,959 You like what you see? He's not even in the top five. 167 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,344 We got babes and everything, whatever floats your boat. 168 00:09:10,741 --> 00:09:11,963 I'm asexual. 169 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,968 All right, he's a sexual too. Check him out. Total stud. 170 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,387 So what do you say? You ready to become an Eagle? 171 00:09:21,502 --> 00:09:24,872 I don't get it. I thought girls today were supposed to be tough. 172 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,375 Why can't we find anyone for our team? 173 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:30,731 Maybe not everyone needs karate. 174 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,986 Especially girls who are already on sports teams. 175 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:34,677 Hey, Miguel. 176 00:09:34,682 --> 00:09:35,970 Hey, Moon, what's up? 177 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:38,010 Some perv was creeping on the track team 178 00:09:38,015 --> 00:09:39,565 so we're gonna practice inside. 179 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:41,557 What are you guys doing here? 180 00:09:41,562 --> 00:09:43,452 We're just recruiting for our new dojo. 181 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:44,745 Eagle Fang Karate. 182 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,331 Yeah. You know, you should join, actually. 183 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:50,306 Really? Okay. Yeah, that sounds like fun. 184 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,671 Wait. Do... Do I have to hit anyone? 185 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,836 Hell yeah, you do. 186 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,989 Oh, no, then I-I'm out. I... 187 00:09:56,994 --> 00:09:59,469 I can't do the whole physical aggression thing. 188 00:09:59,941 --> 00:10:01,412 You guys should ask my ex. 189 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:02,471 Hawk? Yeah... 190 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,886 No, my... My other ex. 191 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,162 She's the best athlete in school and 192 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,697 she's not afraid to get into a fight. 193 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,521 Sounds like the badass babe we've been looking for. 194 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:13,446 Yeah, you might want to take a different approach with her. 195 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,445 Want some pointers? 196 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,115 Absolutely. 197 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,461 Hold on, I'm coming. 198 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,606 Oh. So you're knocking this time. 199 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:33,007 Mrs. LaRusso, I... need your help. 200 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,390 Okay. Come on in. 201 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,012 You remember the way? 202 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:46,557 So the principal said he'd consider letting me back into school 203 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,643 because of my situation at home, 204 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,688 but your family would have to sign off. 205 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:56,164 Well, I'm glad you wanna get your life back on track. 206 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,908 Going back to school is a big step. 207 00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:02,013 But I need you to promise me something. 208 00:11:02,018 --> 00:11:04,368 I'll stay away from Sam. I swear. 209 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,541 That's great. But, um... 210 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,708 I want you to get support. 211 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,296 Talk to someone. 212 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,920 You've been dealing with a lot. 213 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,922 You have been. For a while. 214 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:22,134 You should... talk to a therapist, a guidance counselor, 215 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,011 the Dalai Lama, it doesn't matter. 216 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,036 Just someone who isn't karate related. 217 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,080 I... Whatever it takes, I'll do it. 218 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,732 I need this. 219 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,491 So today was a setback, but the boys, they're gonna improve. 220 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,901 And you're gonna be fighting against lots of new opponents. 221 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,611 - And... - What? 222 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,326 What the hell is she doing here? 223 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,960 - Where the hell have you been? - How'd you even get in here? 224 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,835 Uh, your mom's left the key under the gnome since kindergarten. 225 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,799 You should really think about increasing the security given, 226 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,300 you know, the karate war. 227 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:06,053 - But that's not important right now. - What's so important? 228 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,348 Didn't you hear? The All Valley has separate gender divisions. 229 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,998 I mean, do I look like Miyagi-Do's 230 00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:12,773 best hope at defeating Robby Keene? 231 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,357 I mean, Mr. LaRusso says that anyone 232 00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:17,606 can be the hero, but I'm not Batman. 233 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,983 I'm more like Alfred. 234 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,198 You're Batman. 235 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,974 Oh right, I forgot, you're not a DC guy. 236 00:12:23,979 --> 00:12:27,178 Whatever. Forget Batman, you're the Hawk. 237 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,167 Yeah, not anymore. So... 238 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:34,627 Hey, at least it looks better than the last time I saw it. 239 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,711 Everyone at school knows what happened. It's embarrassing. 240 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:42,173 Who cares what they think? Besides, it'll grow back. 241 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,178 It doesn't matter. 242 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:47,410 I ruined my reputation, talked a big game, 243 00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:48,925 and just proved I was an asshole. 244 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,974 To Moon, to Miguel, 245 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,149 and especially you. 246 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,070 I got what I deserved. 247 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,857 Hey, I forgave you, remember? 248 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:04,153 And I don't care if you have a Mohawk, or a mullet, 249 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,908 or pigtails, 250 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,865 Miyagi-Do needs you. 251 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,710 I'm not going back to Miyagi-Do. 252 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,538 That's great. You're choosing Eagle Fang over your best friend. 253 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,213 I'm not going back to Eagle Fang either! 254 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,561 I-I'm done with karate, man. 255 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,512 I quit. 256 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,707 I mean, she's fast, she's strong... 257 00:13:37,712 --> 00:13:39,230 Girl's a natural Eagle. 258 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,395 Oh, which one is yours? 259 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,707 Well, that one looks good to me. 260 00:13:42,712 --> 00:13:44,401 Haven't talked to her yet though. 261 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,156 I'm still working on my approach. Got any advice? 262 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,452 - Okay, remember what Moon told you? - Yes, I will be awake. 263 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,117 Uh, no. No, no, no. Be woke. 264 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,875 Hey, Piper. I wanted to introduce you. This is... 265 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,380 Sensei John Lawrence of Eagle Fang Karate. 266 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,862 Let me tell you why my dojo is a perfect place 267 00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:07,091 for a modern young woman like yourself. 268 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,927 We live in a world where you gotta be an alpha to survive. 269 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,263 You're either a killer or you're dead meat. 270 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,308 You gotta be a man. 271 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,167 At Eagle Fang we confront that problematic phrase 272 00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:18,435 and make it empowering for all. 273 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,586 We teach anyone who identifies as female 274 00:14:20,591 --> 00:14:22,147 to embrace their queenly strength 275 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,383 and tear down the neo-masculine hierarchy 276 00:14:24,387 --> 00:14:26,318 to confront internalized sexism. 277 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,738 Sounds inclusive. But what about non-binary and gender fluid? 278 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,115 Yes, fluids are crucial. 279 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,367 If you don't hydrate, it affects performance. 280 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,035 And he's funny. 281 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,955 Well, actually, I have been meaning to join a dojo. 282 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,516 I don't wanna be the last person who doesn't know karate. 283 00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,521 Then today is your lucky day. 284 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,928 Hey, Piper. Come check this out. 285 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,217 - Okay, cool. I'll be there. - All right. 286 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,383 I can't believe you pulled that off. 287 00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:57,017 Did you know what any of those terms meant? 288 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,731 Do I look like I pee sitting down? 289 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,427 What were you even thinking? 290 00:15:04,432 --> 00:15:06,442 She didn't smash up the house enough the last time? 291 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,277 I know this is difficult for you, but... 292 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,137 You're the one who wanted her to go to jail 293 00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:11,614 and now you want her back in school? 294 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,266 I just don't want this rivalry dominating your life anymore. 295 00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:16,653 Dad can't get along with his high school rival for more than two seconds 296 00:15:16,657 --> 00:15:19,414 and I'm supposed to go back to school and be best friends with a psycho? 297 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,124 Johnny's and my differences have nothing to do with... 298 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,169 Yes, it does. Because you guys just do whatever you want. 299 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,222 You don't stop to think that maybe I liked training with Johnny, 300 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,549 or maybe I don't wanna get my face torn off again. 301 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,052 As long as she's in school, she has something to lose. 302 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,578 She's not going to hurt you. 303 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,930 You're just gonna believe her? 304 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,435 You'll listen to what she has to say, 305 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,340 but nobody's gonna listen to what I have to say? 306 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:40,855 God! 307 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,202 - Thanks for the backup. - Hey, Amanda. 308 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,200 I mean, she has a point. Why are you helping this girl? 309 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,413 Did I ever tell you about the time I was arrested? 310 00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,287 - Sure. What? It was a high school prank. - Right. 311 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:05,132 And by "prank", I meant I took a baseball bat to my math tutor's car. 312 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,757 With her in it. 313 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,854 You... what? Why? 314 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,256 She was having an affair with my dad. 315 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,410 My parents' marriage was falling apart, 316 00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:20,391 I thought the world was ending, 317 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,066 and I blamed her for taking it all away from me. 318 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:29,150 I know you didn't get along with your dad, but I did... I had no idea. 319 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,974 I was charged with misdemeanor reckless endangerment. 320 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,578 I didn't walk my graduation. 321 00:16:36,545 --> 00:16:38,665 And then my parents divorced anyway. 322 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,963 Why did you never tell me? 323 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,037 Just worked hard to put it behind me. 324 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,006 And it's not exactly a first date story. 325 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,803 Or an any date story. 326 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,852 I was young and upset. 327 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,017 And I'm lucky it didn't ruin my life. 328 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,113 Tory's young and upset. 329 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,879 And maybe she's a lost cause, but... 330 00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:09,690 We'll never know if we don't try to help. 331 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,315 All I want to do is try to break the pattern, Daniel. 332 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,106 Kids like Tory get the same messages 333 00:17:15,111 --> 00:17:16,573 delivered to them over and over again 334 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,867 the same exact way. 335 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,957 Sometimes they just need a wake-up call to 336 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,379 change course. 337 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,085 She's not the only one who needs a wake-up call. 338 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,131 You can't quit. 339 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,682 I already told you, I made up my mind. 340 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:39,117 Hey, you're the one that got me into karate, remember? 341 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,557 I was perfectly happy playing Dungeon Lord after school, 342 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,402 but you put me in a situation where I had to join a dojo. 343 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,062 And you know what? 344 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,937 It was the best thing that ever happened to me. 345 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,444 I got stronger, gained confidence, 346 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,488 got the girl of my dreams... 347 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,153 Even if she ends up leaving me 348 00:17:59,157 --> 00:18:01,158 for some hot Aussie dude she meets there. 349 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,503 Hell, I'm actually excited about the All Valley tournament. 350 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,634 I never thought I'd say that. 351 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,789 But it's not gonna be as exciting if you're not there. 352 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,137 Okay, you're gonna make me do this. 353 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,103 Excuse me... 354 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,350 You said you deleted these. 355 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,643 Oh, I say a lot of things. 356 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,728 Which tends to be a polarizing attribute of mine. 357 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,821 ♪ Demetri and Eli, binary brothers ♪ 358 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,036 ♪ One or a zero, we'll be your hero ♪ 359 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,078 - ♪ Binary Brothers ♪ - ♪ Binary Brothers ♪ 360 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,753 - ♪ Binary Brothers ♪ - ♪ Binary Brothers ♪ 361 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,550 - Why are you showing me these? - Because this is who you are. 362 00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:55,295 A loser? 363 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,470 My best friend. 364 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,387 I know you think that that Mohawk defined who you are, 365 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,225 but it didn't. 366 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,143 Not to me. 367 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,107 Eli, Hawk... 368 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,815 hell, call yourself Cornelius for all I care. 369 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,485 None of that changes the fact that you're my Binary Brother. 370 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,407 Whether you're number one, or a zero. 371 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,294 What's up? 372 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,157 Robby. 373 00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:48,724 Of course. 374 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,602 - This'll only take a minute. - I can save you that minute. 375 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,188 You're here 'cause you realized you're training a bunch of wimps 376 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,493 and you need a male champion. 377 00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,694 Let me guess, your sales pitch is, "I'm here to rescue you". 378 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,054 "This isn't who you are, Robby. I can help". 379 00:20:03,058 --> 00:20:04,865 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 380 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,080 I've said all that before. It's time to break the pattern. 381 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,092 I heard what you did to Eli. 382 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,127 - I just gave him what he deserved. - I'm not here to judge you. 383 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,512 I'm here to tell you what's gonna happen to you next. 384 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,844 Terry Silver popped up out of the blue, right? 385 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,965 He did the same thing to me. 386 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,513 He'll seem decent enough, show you a few moves, 387 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,307 and then he'll worm his way in. 388 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,332 Chip away at you. And push you past your limits. 389 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,084 You'll become stronger than you thought possible, 390 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,066 but Silver won't stop there. Okay? 391 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,860 This man is sick and twisted, 392 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,947 and when he's done with you, you won't be you anymore. 393 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,200 One day you'll find yourself with some kid's blood all over your shirt 394 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,661 and you'll hope it's not too late to change course. 395 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,706 He's not interested, Mr. LaRusso. 396 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,705 New equipment just got in. Why don't you go check it out? 397 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,729 It's considered unethical to poach students. 398 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,337 You had your opportunity with Robby, now he's with us. 399 00:21:17,341 --> 00:21:18,814 You should respect that. 400 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,569 Respect. Res... 401 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,566 You are not a sensei. 402 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,123 You're a con man. 403 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,617 Manipulating people to turn them into something they're not. 404 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,132 I didn't turn you into anything, Danny Boy. 405 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,039 I only brought out what was already inside. 406 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,166 That's bullshit. You tortured me. 407 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,962 Please. You were a hothead. 408 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:46,507 All I had to do was wind you up and get out of the way. 409 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,024 And... 410 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,477 if you're being honest with yourself, 411 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,557 you know you liked it. 412 00:21:56,690 --> 00:22:00,190 You were powerful, free. 413 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,911 You just don't wanna admit there's always 414 00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:05,817 been a little Cobra Kai in you. 415 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,620 We'll settle this on the mat. 416 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,868 And when we win, 417 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:16,503 Cobra Kai, and you, will be out of business. 418 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,421 One of us will be. 419 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:26,142 If you're gonna use this place as a conference room, buy something. 420 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,595 T-Take your time. 421 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:39,017 All right, so she's a little late, no big deal. Just a few minutes. 422 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,359 Uh, 20 minutes, actually. 423 00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:45,914 Okay, uh, look, I-I'll DM her. See where she is. 424 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,698 Okay... 425 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,475 - Oh no. - What? 426 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,576 Uh... 427 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,583 Cool! 428 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,693 Nothing but the best for the best. 429 00:23:03,697 --> 00:23:05,787 Can't wait to kick ass with Cobra Kai. 430 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,342 She joined Cobra Kai? 431 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,635 Uh, looks like they made a bunch of designer gear for all the new students. 432 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,850 - They got a bunch of new recruits. - Yeah, great. 433 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,057 That was just a big waste of time. I even learned feminism. 434 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,183 We can't give up. 435 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,873 If we want a shot at first place, 436 00:23:19,878 --> 00:23:21,145 we have to compete in the girls' division. 437 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,947 With who? We don't have Cobra Kai's money. 438 00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:26,312 We have no chance at finding a champion for the tournament. 439 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,570 I wasn't a champion when you met me. Okay? 440 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,856 You made me one, saw something in me that no one else did. 441 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,576 Maybe you just have to see that in someone else. 442 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,711 We just have to think outside of the box. 443 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,549 Everybody start thinking outside the box! 444 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,801 Whatever that means. 445 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,329 Sam? 446 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,036 Surprise? 447 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,332 I can't believe you drove all the way to Santa Barbara. 448 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,877 I can't believe you live in Santa Barbara. 449 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,546 - Your house is beautiful. - Thanks. 450 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,471 My dad got a job offer from UCSB that he just couldn't pass up. 451 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,270 Wait, so the fight at school had nothing to do with it? 452 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:40,312 Oh, it had plenty to do with it. My parents were pissed. 453 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:44,972 I broke a kid's nose. Who knew these things were lethal weapons? 454 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:48,231 You didn't drive two hours to talk about the butts I've kicked. 455 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,486 What's going on? 456 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,907 It's just that Tory wants to come back to West Valley. 457 00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:57,240 My parents just want me to be cool about it. 458 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,826 We're talking about the same overprotective LaRussos 459 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,245 who made me wear a helmet on your trampoline? 460 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,910 She sold them some sob story. 461 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,342 I just feel like I don't have control of my life. 462 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,757 When I started my new school, 463 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:17,302 there was this girl in my homeroom, pink for days. 464 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,847 Looked like she walked out of a Malibu Barbie beach house. 465 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,269 She gave me a look that I'd seen before. 466 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,732 I just knew she was gonna be my next bully. 467 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,283 But I wasn't gonna let the cycle repeat itself. 468 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,897 So I walked right up to her, and you know what I did? 469 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,698 Is this gonna be another front wedgie story? 470 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,659 I introduced myself. 471 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,031 I even told her I liked her shoes. 472 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,992 I didn't, but it seemed like the polite thing to do. 473 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,455 I told her I was new, asked her if she could introduce me around. 474 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,550 How did that go? 475 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,297 She's my bestie. 476 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,461 My new school bestie. You'll always be the OG. 477 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,263 I attacked my problem head on. 478 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,222 I struck first. 479 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,394 Just like Johnny taught you. 480 00:26:00,901 --> 00:26:03,732 My parents moved here to get me away from the karate drama, 481 00:26:03,737 --> 00:26:05,499 but they can't stop me using the lessons 482 00:26:05,504 --> 00:26:07,317 I learned from Sensei Lawrence. 483 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,521 I set my own terms. 484 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:10,526 Set yours. 485 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,972 Capital punishment is a legal penalty 486 00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:21,616 of the US state of California. 487 00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:22,951 As of March 2019, 488 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,912 further executions are halted by an official moratorium 489 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,537 ordered by government officials. 490 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,617 What are you doing here? I thought debate was for nerds. 491 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,792 It is. Which is why we're ditching it. 492 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,922 You're right. I'm not giving up on the girls' competition. 493 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,807 - I'm thinking outside the box. Look. - Okay. 494 00:26:44,361 --> 00:26:47,211 - Sensei, uh... - You ever see the movie Ladybugs? 495 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,312 I had to sit through it with a babe, long story. 496 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,148 Anyway, this coach, the guy gets no respect, 497 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:55,942 he's got this all-girls soccer team that totally sucks. 498 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:59,157 He gets his stepson to dress like a chick and they start winning. 499 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,992 - You want me to dress up like a girl? - What? No. 500 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,807 I need you to win the boys' competition. 501 00:27:05,812 --> 00:27:07,412 I'm thinking of Penis Breath. 502 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:08,917 Not the best fighter, 503 00:27:08,922 --> 00:27:11,602 but he stands a decent shot against the chicks. What do you think? 504 00:27:12,372 --> 00:27:14,772 I'm thinking a lot of things. I don't know where to start. 505 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,838 My opponent is full of crap. 506 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,633 His evidence is garbage, his arguments don't make sense, 507 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,968 and I was bored to death. 508 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:25,180 Which is ironic, considering we're debating the death penalty. 509 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:28,183 Uh, you're not gonna deduct points for lack of decorum? 510 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,601 Screw decorum. 511 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,846 Wanna know what I really think of the death penalty? 512 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,204 My book! 513 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,197 Choke on it. 514 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,617 I cede my time. 515 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:46,098 Sensei, that's the girl I told you about. 516 00:27:46,103 --> 00:27:47,284 She loves extracurriculars. 517 00:27:47,289 --> 00:27:48,289 Can it, Bert. 518 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,083 I just found the most badass girl in the Valley. 519 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:03,563 Gentlemen, welcome to the All Valley tournament. 520 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:08,064 I know you've been in fights before, but a tournament is different. 521 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,018 There's no backup coming. 522 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:14,479 It's just you, on your own, in the spotlight, 523 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,606 with the crowd cheering your name. 524 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,451 Demetri, be the hero. Come on. 525 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,612 The spotlight is yours. Everyone you know is counting on you. 526 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:25,824 - I'm the hero. - Meat, Meat, Meat! Meat, Meat, Meat! 527 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,952 - Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat! - Ready? 528 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,537 - Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat! - Fight! 529 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,418 Hi-yah! 530 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,716 - Dammit! - No! No. That was great. 531 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,616 That kick was awesome, all right? 532 00:28:44,621 --> 00:28:46,931 You just have to be careful you don't expose your... 533 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:48,892 Well, 534 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,980 look who decided to come back. 535 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,687 It's good to see you, Eli. 536 00:28:59,095 --> 00:29:00,108 Or is it Hawk? 537 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,876 Oh, doesn't matter. 538 00:29:01,881 --> 00:29:04,091 I'm just here to do what I can to help out the team. 539 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:05,993 That's good. 540 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,325 The more help, the better. 541 00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:10,872 But first, you need a gi. 542 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,456 Good to have you back, man. 543 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,381 Oh, hey. I didn't know you were in here. 544 00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,556 I didn't want to interrupt your boys club. 545 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,215 Hey, Sam. 546 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,484 - About yesterday... - No, Dad, it's fine. 547 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,231 You and mom were right. 548 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,110 It's time to leave the past behind us, right? 549 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,645 Yeah. I'm proud of you, Sam. 550 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,776 It's never easy being the bigger person. 551 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,288 Okay, you're good to go. 552 00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,296 It's her. 553 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:08,234 I heard you let me back in, LaRusso. So I guess I should... 554 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:10,159 I don't know what kind of game you're playing, 555 00:30:10,164 --> 00:30:11,888 but I'm not scared of you. 556 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,233 You're not in control here. I am. 557 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,944 My parents might fall for your bullshit, 558 00:30:18,174 --> 00:30:20,209 but if you so much as look at me funny, 559 00:30:20,214 --> 00:30:22,794 I will kick your ass for a third time. 560 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,820 I'm coming for you, bitch. 561 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:41,922 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -